we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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