I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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