Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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