i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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