I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She told me I should be a condom model.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He better not be in your backpack
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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