I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he thought i was a dude.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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