Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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