If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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