I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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