I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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