One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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