don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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