I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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