Why are handjobs necessary in class?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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