should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
