dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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