He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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