idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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