Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm always down for nudity.
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