fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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