ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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