Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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