when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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