Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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