oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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