My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
What a dumb baby whore.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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