She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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