ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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