her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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