Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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