sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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