Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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