and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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