She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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