i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
