I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i drank out of a bidet.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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