my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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