At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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