I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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