We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
