i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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