you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize