Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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