i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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