She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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