Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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