So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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