Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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