Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry trent85 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.

(859): View more from Kentucky

i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

Fav 8 3380 899
share tweet
(862): View more from New Jersey

5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

(973): View more from New Jersey

children are so perceptive these days... and horny

Fav 32 2748 1059
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.

Fav 8 1408 3686
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(951): View more from California

I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home

Fav 3 1136 737
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.

Fav 0 31 13
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT