Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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