it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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