Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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