im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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