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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me

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• (561): View more from Florida

  he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina

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• (315): View more from New York

  My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.

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  I fucking hate you.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him

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• (916): View more from California

  I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?

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