the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?