quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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