I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
